I’m going to bake a cake just for Kamille. And by cake, I mean I’m going to put all the ingredients into a pan, put it in the oven, and only cook it 25% of the time, so it’s mostly still raw ingredients.

She better not say anything about it not being a cake. It’s a cake the moment it goes in the oven, right? Doesn’t matter that it’s not done yet. Location doesn’t matter.

So that’s how I’ll serve her cake.