WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring concession speech following last night's election loss, Kamala Harris announced she would work to ensure a peaceful transition of power to the man she called Adolf Hitler for the last year.

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  • @samus12345English
    12•4 hours ago

    Let’s hope he remains a Mussolini type to his dying day.

    • @thesporkeffectEnglish
      7•4 hours ago

      Specifically on that one day. I hope he is bedridden until then