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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•2 months agoHe’s the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll overdose and his cock will explode.
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹linkfedilink4•2 months agoI’ve heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoHe’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 months agoApparently he stinks too high heavens. Gotta pay a lot.
He’s the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll overdose and his cock will explode.
I’ve heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.
He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.
Or he could pay off a pornstar again.
Apparently he stinks too high heavens. Gotta pay a lot.