For context, my wife is always criticizing how I don’t add enough salt to the dishes I cook. I also have no tats. She does.

But at least you can always add more salt lol

  • @NegativeInf
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    7 hours ago

    I’m a white dude with no tattoos, but I have this argument all the time with my family. “You can add hot sauce and salt afterward for yourself!” That’s not how this works Susan. That’s not how any of this works. All of cooking is chemistry and physics! And get over it! If I’m cooking I’m using salt and guajillio peppers!

    Source: Gay and cook food.

      • @jaybone
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        55 hours ago

        The frog legs are making my monocle gay.

    • TheTechnician27
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      278 hours ago

      “Tattoos. Coke. And chronic stress. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect line cooks. But Head Chef Marco accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical Gay.”

    • @Protoknuckles
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      28 hours ago

      I think gay is tattoo equivalent for cooking…