WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring concession speech following last night's election loss, Kamala Harris announced she would work to ensure a peaceful transition of power to the man she called Adolf Hitler for the last year.

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  • @fleabomberEnglish
    3•2 hours ago

    Make sure Joe pardons the fuck out everybody on your way out. Also he should resign if only to fuck with their merch.