• @kescusay
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    6813 days ago

    Not yet. Not for a little while. First, a few things have to happen:

    • When the Department of Education is obliterated and schools nationwide collapse, it will also cause economic turmoil, because a lot of MAGA idiots work for federally-funded school systems in red states. They just voted to have themselves fired.
    • The inevitable nationwide ban on abortion will kill a lot of women who believed it wouldn’t happen and voted for him - despite how much he bragged about killing Roe.
    • Measles, mumps, and rubella will all make startling comebacks as vaccination plummets. Seriously guys, get vaccinated while you can. Oh, and COVID-19 is going to have a massive resurgence once RNA-based vaccines are banned in the United States.
    • With the purging of civil servants from the FBI, the IRS, and various other letter agencies, we’re going to have a giant, stupid government staffed primarily by incompetent sycophants. Expect actual, productive work associated with any of them to grind to a halt. Expect the FBI to expend resources needlessly investigating whoever Trump hates at the moment. Expect the IRS to make mistakes that aren’t in your favor, and you can’t do anything about.
    • Infrastructure week will forever be in the future, while actual infrastructure will be falling apart due to lack of funding. This problem will be felt the most in red areas, despite efforts to punish blue ones for voting for Harris.
    • If you receive health care through the Affordable Care Act and you’re MAGA, you’ll be very surprised to learn that “Obamacare” was another name for it, and that you’ve just lost your health care. [insert “congratulations, you played yourself” meme here]
    • You think things are expensive now? The inevitable flood of tariffs, with no adults in the room to tell Trump it’s a stupid idea, will jack your prices up enormously. If you thought COVID-19 inflation was bad, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
    • The deeply, deeply stupid MAGA people who believed that Trump would leave their LGBTQ+ friends - well, former friends - alone will find out the hard way that voting to remove people’s rights is a good way to make them disown you.

    After things are going really, really badly, and there are only Republicans in government to blame, a few will begin waking up and realizing they’ve been had.

    And by then, it will be too late.

    • @[email protected]
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      2812 days ago

      You didn’t even mention that the FTC will greenlight any merger and stop anti trust enforcement. Lina Khan did an amazing job, and that’s a long term, sustainable way to keep inflation at bay. After consolidation across industries combined with tariffs, inflation will go through the roof.

      • @Veneroso
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        312 days ago

        Wegmans, Kroger, Giant, Tops, Meijer, Whole Foods all part of the Amazon Family.

    • @[email protected]
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      2013 days ago

      Saving this for future discussions because it’s absolutely spot on.

      Also, for any Republicans complaining about Obamacare, kindly remind them that it was started by Republican Mitt Romney.

      • @[email protected]
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        912 days ago

        At this point, Romney would have been expelled and disowned by the modern-GOP; that’s how far right the Overton window has shifted over the past decade.

    • @[email protected]
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      1112 days ago

      Also:

      • When NOAA is dismantled, the National Weather Service gutted and privatised, the National Flood Insurance Program abolished, and FEMA ‘overhauled’, the government’s ability to predict and respond to increasing climate disasters will be severely hampered. Private insurance companies have already been fleeing at-risk areas, so the impact of future hurricane seasons will be devastating.
      • @beebarfbadger
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        512 days ago

        Don’t worry, Trump will be there to throw some paper towels into a crowd. Problem solved.

      • @kescusay
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        412 days ago

        Maybe when Florida is completely uninhabitable for large chunks of the year, some Floridians will start to wonder if maybe there was something to what all those egghead scientists have been saying.

        Nah. It’ll still be the Democrats’ fault. Somehow.

        • @Veneroso
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          212 days ago

          Under the sea!

          Under the sea!!!

          Life will be betta!

          Down where it’s wetta!

          Take it from me!!!

      • @Veneroso
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        312 days ago

        Subscribe to weather alerts for $5/mo!

      • @[email protected]
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        211 days ago

        Ha well at least there is one silver lining for me. National Flood insurance being abolished would be great for me personally. I live inland and have a stupid river from a 40 year old map that doesn’t even exist now causing me to pay. The process to remove it is long and typically requires a surveyor that can cost thousands.

    • @AdolfSchmitler
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      312 days ago

      They’re gonna blame democrats and republicans are gonna believe them, I guarantee it.

    • @Veneroso
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      212 days ago

      And the fruit and vegetable prices when they’re forced to pay minimum wage to pick it - or worse - pay that is attractive enough to get people willing to pick it in the summer sun and heat. $30/hr? Welcome to a half pint of raspberries costing $25.