• FuglyDuck
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    434 months ago

    …. Have they read the Bible?! There’s no way marry gave meaningful consent. God raped marry, then sent an angel to intimidate Joseph into silence.

    • @surewhynotlem
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      224 months ago

      No, don’t be silly. You don’t need consent when it’s an inferior species. It’s like sex with a fish.

    • Sai Somsphet
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      224 months ago

      Never once looked at it that way but that is one hell of a perspective shift whiplash you gave me

    • @[email protected]
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      114 months ago

      Mary was 14, and God is supposedly everyones father. That story gets darker the longer you look at it.

      • @Entropywins
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        44 months ago

        Save the children…not that way god!

    • Colonel Panic
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      54 months ago

      I always assumed she hooked up with the 3 wise guys and didn’t want Joseph to know.

      • @bamfic
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        44 months ago

        Wise guys? Now I’m imagining Joe Pesci, Ray Liotta, and Bob DeNiro running a train on Mary.

      • @[email protected]
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        14 months ago

        Those came only after the birth to offer gifts, but who knows - maybe things got mixed around in oral tradition.