• Aremel
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    5 months ago

    You can’t have deoxyribonucleic acid without dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of people who have ever come in contact with it have died!

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      5 months ago

      100% of people who have ever come in contact with it have died!

      No no, “will die”. Ie 100% fatality rate for all who come in touch with it.

      I don’t know about you, but I’m still alive, some would argue. Physically at least.

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        It’s so dangerous that 100% of people who never come in contact with it also die.

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          I don’t think you can make a person without it, so having one which has never been in contact with it would be quite a challenge.