• @grue
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      265 days ago

      It’s literally a single path with no branches (except for the shortcuts), Pinky.

      • @turnipjs
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        235 days ago

        And after you’ve been a couple times you learn the shortcuts to the meat balls pretty well.

        • @SpaceNoodle
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          95 days ago

          Oh man, I worked right by the new IKEA that got built and before long I could get through that thing in a minute flat

      • @GrabtharsHammer
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        125 days ago

        It’s a spiritual maze, Brain. Are you done looking at the curtain rings yet?

        • @grue
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          5 days ago

          *struggling to carry a huge armful of curtain rings*

          …what a savings!

      • Ephera
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        75 days ago

        Yeah, the one (and very likely only) time I went to IKEA, I bought almost nothing, because the whole store was just one big stampede, pressing through that singular path.

        • @shonn
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          55 days ago

          Never go on a weekend.