ID: existennialmemes posted:

Instead of “How are You?” try these Dystopia-Friendly alternatives:

• I see you’re awake, my condolences

• I hope you have some strong coffee

• I can’t wait for the aliens to invade the earth

• You need to find a seamstress for your raiding party

• Did any of your crops survive the heatwave?

• I sure hope this reality is just a simulation