“I’m… I’m so ashamed…”

  • @Hobbes_Dent
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    2 months ago

    “And I’m so sick of having to taste his urine before meals.”

    “It comes in sweetened?”

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      252 months ago

      “Why?! Why did I marry a man who’s urine I have to drink?”

      “Mary… you don’t have to drink a diabetic’s urine.”

      “Of course you do, Keith assured me that- OH MY GOD!”