In a heartwarming story that will certainly have consequences for decades to come, little boys everywhere felt their hearts soar on Tuesday as American voters elected Donald Trump, showing the young ones that they, too, could someday grow up to be the most powerful sexual predator in America.
Oh I have my own independent sources
“Grandpa, the Babylon Bee is not a reliable news source.”
I sometimes feel like Ouija board is a better source than many, nowadays