• @impudentmortal
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    212 days ago

    Bob Ross head chia pet. I really wanted it so I opened the box to make sure the pot was inside. Found a dead lizard instead. Store employee had to properly dispose of the whole thing.

    • @JusticeForPorygon
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      132 days ago

      Like, no Bob Ross chia pet? Just the dead lizard? That’s fucked.

      • @impudentmortal
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        52 days ago

        Sorry, should have been clearer. The chia pet was inside too. Well, at least the pot was. I didn’t really want to stick my hand in to see if the seeds were there too; on account of the dead lizard