I assume you can’t go to real court over something like this.

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    341 month ago

    Illegal contracts are not enforceable in court. You’ll have to hire another contract killer to kill the contract-breaking contract killer.

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      31 month ago

      What if it was a legal contract killing? Like, uh, I don’t know, blessed by the pope or something

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        31 month ago

        Legal contract killing? Well if its a military contract then you get court martialed. If it’s a “I sold my soul to trump” contract, you get fired… with a bullet in the back of your skull on 5th avenue, as the senate cheers affirming that that is indeed a legal execution.