• Altima NEO
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    101 day ago

    We can only hope the dictator passes of old age before anything crazy happens.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      1223 hours ago

      Going to put all my chips on President JD Vance to restore democracy

      • @[email protected]
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        321 hours ago

        “Says here President Vance just let Elon peg him in the State of the Union… And he won re-election by 108% on the new voting machines he bought for all states?”

        • @UnderpantsWeevil
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          25 hours ago

          Dems asking everyone to respect the process and continue with an orderly transition to a full fascist government. Please remember to respect our institutions, honor our brave Stasi interrogators, and Back the Blue so that our collective liquidation can occur in an efficient and budget-conscious fashion.

      • @maplebar
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        121 hours ago

        As sad as it is, and I know you’re probably being sarcastic, but that may be our only chance as salvation at this point.

        America is right on the brink of being FUBAR.

    • n1ckn4m3
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      181 day ago

      You think vd dunce is going to be any better for the USA than discount orange hitler?

      • Flying Squid
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        61 day ago

        Maybe he’ll be too busy fucking the couches in the Oval Office to do any presidenting?

        • @Fosheze
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          424 hours ago

          I would hate to be the person in charge of squeegeeing the presidential couch after vance gets his hands on it.

    • @Xenny
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      423 hours ago

      Crossing my fingers he dies before inauguration

      • @buddascrayon
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        722 hours ago

        Then we end up with couch fucker JD Vance as president.

    • @Kyrgizion
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      21 day ago

      We might simply get saddled with one of his failsons or his sex do-uhh, daughter.