The static on old CRT TVs with rabbit ears was the cosmic microwave background. No one in the last 25 years has ever seen it.

  • @shalafi
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    31 month ago

    Uh, no:

    “The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.”

    • @[email protected]
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      1 month ago

      “She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.”

      • @shalafi
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        31 month ago

        Look here dude, we still doing “no nut November” or what?! Why must you tempt me?!