Paraphrased from u/Jodo42 in The Other Place:

Step 1: Eric Berger reports something will happen in spaceflight before other organizations. (You are here)

Step 2: “Berger is a liar and a d*ckrider, this is nonsense”

Step 3: Government organization confirms they are “considering their options”; meltdown begins.

Step 4: Government organization makes the only sensible decision. It’s all Elon’s fault.

We will just have to wait and see what happens. The next four years will be… interesting, to say the least.