• @BassTurd
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    63 hours ago

    If God is real, then he’s a fucking prick that doesn’t care about humanity. If rather live in Hell with the angel that cared about me rather than stay with that hypocritical cunt running Heaven.

    • massive_bereavement
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      31 hour ago

      That’s because you’re less crab than you should be. Look at the other animals, how they are making an effort to become a crab. That’s why there are so many beetles, they are its Holiness messengers and the message is: “Be a crab”.

      Embrace carcinisation and its Holy pincers.