I knew there’s a flying squid that likes to post memes though

If a squid swimming near the surface is spooked by a predator or a boat, it streamlines into a torpedo shape and fires itself out of the water. At the same time, it splays its eight tentacles into a flat, fan-like pattern in front of its face – some breeds even exude mucus to fill in the spaces, creating a unified, kite-like surface. It also flares a pair of fins near its rear end and – voilà – the squid becomes a living, breathing jet.

  • Flying Squid
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    34 hours ago

    Two tentacles and, if you’re like me, a great big hectocotylus.

    That’s right, ladies. You know you want this squid’s hectocotylus getting past your mantle.

    • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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      12 hours ago

      Are you one of the species that rips theirs off and hucks it at the female to prevent being eaten?

      Maybe I’m thinking of an octopus…

      • Flying Squid
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        22 hours ago

        I don’t know what you’re thinking of, but it’s none of us higher molluscs.

        NSFO porn:

        spoiler

        • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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          22 hours ago

          Apparently I’ve been misled as the octopus I was thinking of, the argonaut, doesn’t actually have a detachable hectocotylus.

          Zefrank lied to me.