• @over_clox
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    171 month ago

    Anything is a dildo hammer, if you’re brave enough.

    • @[email protected]
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      30 days ago

      Oh, they forgot the dildo hammer too.

      You know, sometimes you got to hammer the thing in all the way.
      (Don’t worry if you miss and accidentally hit the balls, it’s fine.)

      Not to be confused with hammer dildo (which they also forgot). Thats just s dildo with a handle at a 90° angle.

      • @over_clox
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        330 days ago

        We use jack hammers around here for that.

        • @[email protected]
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          330 days ago

          I don’t know any Jacks :(.

          Oh, you mean Mr RoadworksPowerDildo?

          Aye, I’ll give it a try, thx.