Don_Dickle to No Stupid Questions • 2 days agoI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingmessage-square71arrow-up174arrow-down17
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingDon_Dickle to No Stupid Questions • 2 days agomessage-square71
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•17 hours agoWell, you see, Jesus is all god, but also all man. And we literally eat his flesh. But it isn’t cannibalism because … look it just isn’t, OK? What a weird fucking question!
minus-squareVindictiveJudgelinkEnglish2•8 hours agoTry this - We’re humans, but Jesus is an aasimar. Depending on what rule set he’s on, he’s probably something like a divine soul sorcerer, too.
Well, you see, Jesus is all god, but also all man. And we literally eat his flesh.
But it isn’t cannibalism because … look it just isn’t, OK?
What a weird fucking question!
Because shut up, that’s why.
Try this - We’re humans, but Jesus is an aasimar. Depending on what rule set he’s on, he’s probably something like a divine soul sorcerer, too.