• @GrymEdm
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    1 month ago

    Bullet vending machines? Just in case you find yourself running low on bullets while out and about in the city? “Damn it. They’re out of Snickers bars so I guess I’ll just settle for some 9mm.”

    • Mayor Poopington
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      191 month ago

      For when you run out of 5.56 before third period biology

      • @postmateDumbass
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        129 days ago

        Your going to have to disect the lab rat live, fresh from the dumpster.

        • @[email protected]
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          229 days ago

          TBH shooting a rat with 5.56x45 would leave you with more cleaning up than dissectable rat.

    • lemmyng
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      101 month ago

      The world would be better off if certain people ate a bullet. But those people usually are not in the vending machine target demographic.

    • @postmateDumbass
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      229 days ago

      The morning riot used 2 more mags than usual.

    • @shalafi
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      21 month ago

      Same reason as any other vending machine, impulse buys.

        • @shalafi
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          21 month ago

          “Well hell, I should try something different in that gun that doesn’t work quite right. Wonder if this works better?”

          There. Impulse buy.