• @Sanctus
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      145 hours ago

      The Dark Ages truly are still here

      • @TexasDrunk
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        32 hours ago

        Maybe that’s his plan. He doesn’t like the prenup and wants to marry that ghoul Loomer so he’s doing this to get her deported and the marriage annulled. Then he’ll use government money to put on a huge wedding and try to have a baby immediately. Everyone knows if you’re president when you have a kid the government is on the hook for support. Unlimited money!!!

        It’s 12-D chess!!!1!

        • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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          238 minutes ago

          I seriously doubt Diaper Don even knows the rules to regular chess.

          • @TexasDrunk
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            122 minutes ago

            Spoken like a person who doesn’t even know how to get their kid unlimited money. You’re just mad that you can’t marry that perfect ball of plastic surgery and hatred.