• @mcz
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      14 hours ago

      Usually what causes this is hgh, but of course I don’t want to suggest that some rich assholes take drugs to look “better”

    • don
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      410 hours ago

      Because his husband has tiny hands.

    • @Entropywins
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      1421 hours ago

      He comes from a colonist family of emerald thieves…bigger the hands more emeralds they could steal