• @Entropywins
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      153 months ago

      He comes from a colonist family of emerald thieves…bigger the hands more emeralds they could steal

    • don
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      53 months ago

      Because his husband has tiny hands.

    • @mcz
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      13 months ago

      Usually what causes this is hgh, but of course I don’t want to suggest that some rich assholes take drugs to look “better”