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  • dlanm2u
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    181 year ago

    Oh no, I drank some Dihydrogen monoxide! I hope I don’t die, cases of death from Dihydrogen monoxide exposure are quite common

    • Setarkus.LW
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      91 year ago

      As long as it’s mixed with a slight amount of sodium chloride along with some other natural minerals you should be fine. I heard drinking it pure makes your cells explode

    • Brudder Aaron
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      71 year ago

      We should ban it! BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! ANYONE WHO DRINKS IT DIES!

    • @[email protected]
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      41 year ago

      I heard somewhere that all serial killers have used dihydrogen monoxide at least twice in their lives

    • @assassin_aragorn
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      21 year ago

      This joke never gets old. Just like unvaccinated children.