And while I perfectly expect joke answers, this is also a serious question.

  • @shalafi
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    11 month ago

    I have dick like a baby, 10-pounds of dangling fury.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      11 month ago

      I’m just imagining a grown man standing there, then you takes off your towel, and instead of a dick, you have a conjoined infant baby dangling from your crotch. Attatched by the head to your crotch. Clearly only aged until age 3 months old, meanwhile the adult half of you is 34 years old.

      Scientists can’t figure out if they love or hate you.