*edited post title to make it clear that this is a joke

  • @[email protected]
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    3517 hours ago

    The punchline is that the cashier doesn’t get any of the tips; they’re pure profit for the business.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      2317 hours ago

      “Hi customer, would you like to give us bonus money for no reason other than your accommodating nature?”

    • @[email protected]
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      215 hours ago

      Yeah. Only ever tip in cash and in person. The suave 20-in-the-handshake looks cool but it’s risky.

      • @MutilationWave
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        17 hours ago

        How is it risky? Once I bribed two people within five minutes in Chicago to get on a flight I was late for. What did I risk?