And while I perfectly expect joke answers, this is also a serious question.

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    112 hours ago

    I’m just imagining a grown man standing there, then you takes off your towel, and instead of a dick, you have a conjoined infant baby dangling from your crotch. Attatched by the head to your crotch. Clearly only aged until age 3 months old, meanwhile the adult half of you is 34 years old.

    Scientists can’t figure out if they love or hate you.