As soon as the trolley’s forward wheels pass the switch lever you throw the switch so that the rear wheels go on the other track. Since the wheel trucks can’t swivel 90 degrees, the trolley derails gracefully, saving all lives.

    • @gmtom
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      222 months ago

      It derails killing the dozen or so passengers on the trolley instead.

    • @[email protected]
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      182 months ago

      One of the oldest memes I know, and the first thought I had after reading OP’s post. A great way to maximize the horror and ruin OP’s plan.

    • @grue
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      132 months ago

      This is 100% the response OP was fishing for.

    • @Wild_Mastic
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      2 months ago

      The only correct answer to op