• @[email protected]
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    364 days ago

    I used to try to make it as awkward as possible. Condoms, lube, a bottle of wine, and whatever phallic fruit I could find.

    • @dohpaz42
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      394 days ago
      1. Condoms
      2. Lube
      3. Wine
      4. Metal coat hangers
      5. Duct tape
      6. Bandaids
      7. Turkey baster
      8. Teen Magazine
    • Miles O'Brien
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      134 days ago

      You have to follow up any looks or double takes with something exra.

      “Oh don’t worry. That’s for after.” wiggles eyebrows