• @ChilledPeppers
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    25 hours ago

    In brazil they just say government mandated shit like “talk to a doctor before buying meds” or “dont drink and drive” in lawyer speech

    • skulblaka
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      3 hours ago

      In America it’s more like, “Bazynga has been shown in the lab to treat bone cancer with a 100% success rate! Ask your doctor today if Bazynga is right for you!”

      ^sideeffectsofBazyngamayincludeheadachenauseaupsetstomachbonecancerorboneitis. ^InsomecasesBazyngamaymakeyourbonecancerworse. ^Stopuseandaskyourdoctorifyourlegscomeoff.