• skulblaka
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    In America it’s more like, “Bazynga has been shown in the lab to treat bone cancer with a 100% success rate! Ask your doctor today if Bazynga is right for you!”

    ^sideeffectsofBazyngamayincludeheadachenauseaupsetstomachbonecancerorboneitis. ^InsomecasesBazyngamaymakeyourbonecancerworse. ^Stopuseandaskyourdoctorifyourlegscomeoff.

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      Mine was for some quick loan company, with their spectacularly shit terms explained at the end. It was both the first and the last time I’ve seen these here, so I guess it didn’t take off.