• @Alwaysnownevernotme
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    221 month ago

    Citizens please retrieve your firearms and form up at the beach.

    We have diverted funding for sanitation services to purchase 12,000 rounds of eaglecock incendiary shells and 48,000 rounds of Orangeman red white and blue tracer ammunition.

    This wet windy boy is going home in a box.

    • @[email protected]
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      1 month ago

      300 lb diabetes ridden Gravy Seals line up wheezing and coughing in the wind and the rain

      “Come get them, Obama!!”

      firing at the storm commences as many are swept away in the storm surge

      • FuglyDuck
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        11 month ago

        Wait till they get the MushroomMan nukes prepped and ready.