• Juice
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    2610 hours ago

    This has me smiling way harder than it probably should 😆

    • GHiLA
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      10 hours ago

      Musk: “Guess I’ll buy them in two years and we’ll do it all over again.”

      • @[email protected]
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        179 hours ago

        The company: Rejects the offer and does not want to be acquired

        Musk: Tries to sue Bluesky for “stolen patents”

        The lawsuit fails

        Musk tries to create a version of Bluesky using the source code provided by the same company

        • @residentmarchant
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          33 hours ago

          Presumably until Bluesky IPOs there’s nothing he can do to buy it, right?

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            IPO is public sale on the stock msrket. Private sales are always available.

            Bluesky is not truly federated, but is designed for large orgs to be able to host different parts of it. Twitter could start offering its own implementation if they wanted.

        • @mrunicornman
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          97 hours ago

          He will call it “Greenland” and assert that it makes him eligible to buy the country.