• @HelluvaKick
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    03 days ago

    Dead Friday night and alive by sunrise Sunday morning. 18 hours dead at most.

    • Lord Wiggle
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      103 days ago

      I don’t know how long days are where you live, but dead Friday night and alive on Sunday morning means he was dead the entire Saturday, which over here means he has been dead for at least 24h plus the hours on Friday night and Sunday morning. Still kinda lame, dead for a few hours for the entire human race, both in the past and future. Is that all it takes?

      • @HelluvaKick
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        23 days ago

        I meant to say 36 but it was before I had my coffee.

        • Lord Wiggle
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          22 days ago

          Those are the moments I usually fuck up too. If Jesus would have died for 2 more days, maybe we wouldn’t need our black god juice to function normally. But no, Jesus was a lazy fuck.

          • @HelluvaKick
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            22 days ago

            For some reason I am most inclined to comment on lemmy in the morning while my coffee is brewing. The absolute worst time for brain activity.

        • Lord Wiggle
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          13 days ago

          Fuck no, bunch of hookers and cocain, sleeping is for losers.