• @uservoid1
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    882 months ago

    Just have a spoon of pesticides after drinking that pure natural raw milk. If it’s good for the corn it’s good for you.

    • IninewCrow
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      372 months ago

      Throw in some powerful antibiotics too … if it’s good for the cow, it’s good for you

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        if it’s good for the cow, it’s good for you

        Must undergo a rectal palpation first, in order to asses assess health.

    • @gac11
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      212 months ago

      Don’t forget to sun your taint. I hear that cures all sorts of things

      • @Lawnman23
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        82 months ago

        A sun-goatse of sorts.

    • @lemmylommy
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      142 months ago

      A bit of roundup and horse paste, the MAGA cure-all.