• @SpaceNoodle
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    192 days ago

    I can make garlic bread, but would that drive away my new vampire girlfriend?

    • @[email protected]
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      51 day ago

      That vampires hate garlic is a myth put forth by big suck to have us season ourselves. Source: Thor

    • @BenReilly97
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      32 days ago

      Maybe that’s why the choices are mutually exclusive…