Would probably choose this option, if possible.

  • @[email protected]
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    131 day ago

    The twist is that vampires, being creatures of the night, have no eyesight. Cut to Rod Serling narration.

    • Apathy Tree
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      519 hours ago

      But creatures of the night often have superior vision…? Bats even have normal day vision.

      Ruining jokes since 1984.

    • @uservoid1
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      423 hours ago

      Kids these days still know how to read, right? I’m sure you could convinced them to read for you instead of being a bloody meal.

      • flicker
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        319 hours ago

        The trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.