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minus-squareMr Fishlink6•1 month ago“By hamburgers in bulk and flatten” Just buy some mince and learn how to cook
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•1 month agoHad to look this up, because I’d seen it before but didn’t want to accuse Americans of being crazy without proof: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hamburger 1 a: ground beef 1 b: a patty of ground beef The meme says singular “hamburger”, so it makes sense that they meant it in the ground beef sense. Every other dictionary starts with “a patty of ground beef” by the way, so it seems to be an American peculiarity.
minus-squareMr Fishlink6•1 month agoIf like to see the reaction of every Italian when they realize bolognese and lasagne are made out of hamburger according to Americans
minus-square@TheTetrapodlink5•1 month agoI don’t know what to tell you guys, hamburgers are made of hamburger, and mince sounds gross.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 month agoWell, that explains the name “hamburger helper”. I’ve been wondering what they had in common with hamburgers besides the ground beef.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•1 month agoNo it says “buy hamburger” as in hamburger meat. Ground beef.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlink8•1 month agoWho has time to cook when there is prostitute murdering to be done?
minus-squareBlueFootedPeteylinkfedilink6•1 month agoLearning to cook prostitutes, tell you when I’m done?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlink4•1 month agoIf you murder a prostitute make sure you pay them first so you’re not shoplifting too. Only commit one crime at a time.
minus-square@BreadOvenlink2•1 month agoMake sure to use every part though. Prostitute stock is the best.
“By hamburgers in bulk and flatten”
Just buy some mince and learn how to cook
Had to look this up, because I’d seen it before but didn’t want to accuse Americans of being crazy without proof:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hamburger
1 a: ground beef
1 b: a patty of ground beef
The meme says singular “hamburger”, so it makes sense that they meant it in the ground beef sense. Every other dictionary starts with “a patty of ground beef” by the way, so it seems to be an American peculiarity.
If like to see the reaction of every Italian when they realize bolognese and lasagne are made out of hamburger according to Americans
Americans… answer why. This is not on.
I don’t know what to tell you guys, hamburgers are made of hamburger, and mince sounds gross.
Well, that explains the name “hamburger helper”. I’ve been wondering what they had in common with hamburgers besides the ground beef.
No it says “buy hamburger” as in hamburger meat. Ground beef.
Who has time to cook when there is prostitute murdering to be done?
Learning to cook prostitutes, tell you when I’m done?
If you murder a prostitute make sure you pay them first so you’re not shoplifting too.
Only commit one crime at a time.
Good advice! Also be sure to get a receipt.
Make sure to use every part though. Prostitute stock is the best.