• Mr Fish
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    45 hours ago

    “By hamburgers in bulk and flatten”

    Just buy some mince and learn how to cook

    • @[email protected]
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      74 hours ago

      Had to look this up, because I’d seen it before but didn’t want to accuse Americans of being crazy without proof:

      https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hamburger

      1 a: ground beef
      1 b: a patty of ground beef

      The meme says singular “hamburger”, so it makes sense that they meant it in the ground beef sense. Every other dictionary starts with “a patty of ground beef” by the way, so it seems to be an American peculiarity.

      • Mr Fish
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        11 hour ago

        If like to see the reaction of every Italian when they realize bolognese and lasagne are made out of hamburger according to Americans

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      75 hours ago

      Who has time to cook when there is prostitute murdering to be done?

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        31 hour ago

        If you murder a prostitute make sure you pay them first so you’re not shoplifting too.

        Only commit one crime at a time.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          31 hour ago

          Good advice! Also be sure to get a receipt.