• @GreenKnight23
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    1 month ago

    their journey was long. the nights were cold.

    couldn’t fuck the tinman because of frostbite. Couldn’t fuck the cowardly lion because he was a simp.

    stawman came through for her. most dicks don’t need brains.

    • @Makeitstop
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      221 month ago

      Couldn’t fuck the cowardly lion because he was a simp.

      Also the barbed penis.

    • @lugal
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      51 month ago

      That’s not what she said. You’re making a strawman argument

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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      41 month ago

      Nick wouldn’t have wanted to fuck her anyway. He didn’t even want to fuck his own girlfriend after his balls were replaced with tin. That’s why he started looking for a heart.