• Miles O'Brien
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    651 month ago

    When the bird opens its beak to grab you, cram the cinnamon stick in as hard as you can and run away.

    While it’s coughing up cinammon, you can quickly grab a No Hunting sign and plop it down. This way the bird knows it can’t hunt for food in this area and will have to move on.

    SYENSE

    • @Jerb322
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      151 month ago

      “Wabit season” “Duck season”

      • Miles O'Brien
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        71 month ago

        Luckily the mouse has been practicing his sleight of hand, and swapped the cinnamon out with a cinnamon-stick-shaped cyanide capsule he cleverly hid up his sleeve!

        So unless you’re telling me the bird is also a master magician…

        • @[email protected]
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          61 month ago

          But the owl has spent several years steadily building up an immunity to iocane powder.

          Which didn’t help it. But it’s neat that the owl bothered.

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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      31 month ago

      You don’t have to wait for the bird to open its beak if you use another orifice.