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minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglish2•4 days agoUsername does not check out. This answer makes far too much sense - are you sure that you don’t want your answer to be more evil? (On the other hand, it is compatible with photosynthesis so there’s that!) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•4 days agoListen, it’s hard to be a plant and not a morning person, I get a sugar rush by the sun early morning, that bright morning person sky bitch. I can only scheme at night, send my nefarious evil messages via the mycelium network, maybe take a walk to freak out some humans.
minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglish2•edit-24 days agoYou are a lunar-tic! And I for one am here for it:-P. Although I think the solar totalitarian authority figure would like to have a word with you…
Username does not check out. This answer makes far too much sense - are you sure that you don’t want your answer to be more evil? (On the other hand, it is compatible with photosynthesis so there’s that!)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Listen, it’s hard to be a plant and not a morning person, I get a sugar rush by the sun early morning, that bright morning person sky bitch.
I can only scheme at night, send my nefarious evil messages via the mycelium network, maybe take a walk to freak out some humans.
You are a lunar-tic! And I for one am here for it:-P.
Although I think the solar totalitarian authority figure would like to have a word with you…