@[email protected] to GamesEnglish • 1 month agoAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lvexternal-linkmessage-square114fedilinkarrow-up1486arrow-down112file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]assassinscreed[email protected]
arrow-up1474arrow-down1external-linkAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lv@[email protected] to GamesEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square114fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected]assassinscreed[email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish129•1 month agoUbisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish25•1 month agoMake sure they are unwashed while being monitored
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish8•1 month ago“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•1 month agoI don’t want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.
Ubisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
Make sure they are unwashed while being monitored
You’re supposed to wash your balls?
A shit monitoring balls?
“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”
I don’t want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.