• @Clent
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    361 month ago

    Clearly those aren’t real scientists. Real scientists have secret labs, where they do secret research.

    • Kraiden
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      161 month ago

      And annoying older sisters who blow their experiments to smithereens…

    • @[email protected]
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      111 month ago

      That’s why they learn random facts about stink bugs to scare everyone away from their secret knowledge

        • @[email protected]
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          11 month ago

          And remember: the more niche it sounds, the more secret their actual project. When someone tells you they use role and reference grammar to analyze the socio economic implications of the difference in vowel harmony between classical and biblical Hebrew, they basically admit they work for MKUltra. It isn’t debatable in any meaningful way at that point anymore.