So, my clumsy servant broke the amphora I’ve had for as long as I can remember. I went to the marketplace looking for a new one, but for some reason almost all the amphorae there were ‘wheel thrown’.
What does that even mean?? Take a wheel off some poor farmer’s ox-cart and throw at a clump of clay hoping you get a pot?
Are coiled pots suddenly not good enough for people anymore?!
Didn’t I say using wheels would lead to this? Didn’t I say?!
Oh, don’t be such a Hephaestus hater. Prometheus didn’t get imprisoned on a rock so that we let that fire burn out. Who knows what gets invented next. Maybe even a way to put all those stupid papyrus rolls into a neat shape that I can store in my house.
Call me crazy, but I’m thinking rectangles