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minus-squareNullPointerlinkfedilinkEnglish115•3 days agobe sure to fill that baby alllll the way up before dropping the bird in from about counter-height.
minus-square@dinguslinkEnglish52•edit-23 days agoAlso make sure the bird is frozen totally solid before slamming it in Edit: Goddamnit I should have read the other comments first lol. Sorry for the 1000th repeat!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink29•3 days agoWe usually invite the whole family to watch the bird plopping ceremony.
minus-square@ovalofsandlink15•3 days ago“All right kids! Gather 'round! We’re gonna plop the turkey!!”
be sure to fill that baby alllll the way up before dropping the bird in from about counter-height.
Also make sure the bird is frozen totally solid before slamming it in
Edit: Goddamnit I should have read the other comments first lol. Sorry for the 1000th repeat!
We usually invite the whole family to watch the bird plopping ceremony.
“All right kids! Gather 'round! We’re gonna plop the turkey!!”
From helicopter height.
Oh, the humanity!