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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink144•23 hours agoHer heart’s in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching. For example: “Youth” (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic “Adam and Eve”, Monaco Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal And more that aren’t as famous I’m sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.
minus-square@Resandlink16•12 hours agoHer heart was not in the right place, as the point she was trying to make was that men are scum
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink21•16 hours agoThat Ronaldo statue has a very prominent bulge!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•11 hours agoIt honestly seems like the focal point of the whole thing.
minus-square@Psythiklink2•9 hours agoWho is this Ronaldo guy, and why is he so important that he gets his own statue? I keep hearing his name everywhere, but he just looks like a football player to me… What makes him so special?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•9 hours agoHe has an exceptionally large bulge. They had to immortalize it.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•9 hours agoPeople say he’s the greatest footballer of all time.
minus-square@Psythiklink1•edit-23 hours agoOkay. So? What makes him important enough to have a statue, though? What’s next, dedicating statues to chess players?
Her heart’s in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching.
For example:
“Youth” (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic
“Adam and Eve”, Monaco
Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal
And more that aren’t as famous I’m sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.
Her heart was not in the right place, as the point she was trying to make was that men are scum
This dude is terminally lonely
That Ronaldo statue has a very prominent bulge!
It honestly seems like the focal point of the whole thing.
Who is this Ronaldo guy, and why is he so important that he gets his own statue?
I keep hearing his name everywhere, but he just looks like a football player to me… What makes him so special?
He has an exceptionally large bulge. They had to immortalize it.
People say he’s the greatest footballer of all time.
Okay. So? What makes him important enough to have a statue, though?
What’s next, dedicating statues to chess players?