• @PugJesus
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    9317 hours ago

    “Oh wow I can barely walk, I guess I should put some peanut butter on some toast or something”

    • @[email protected]
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      44 hours ago

      Who has that much time? Just put honey on some peanut butter on bread. Then some milk, for protein. Full meal (not really)!

      • setVeryLoud(true);
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        12 hours ago

        Just squirt the honey straight into your mouth! (or maple syrup in my case)

        Fuck protein, want sugar!

        And then I get a tummy ache and I’m still hungry.

    • @[email protected]
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      912 hours ago

      Why turn eating into work?

      A banana and a handful of nuts.

      No cooking or smearing. No tools required. Just grab it and stick it in your hole.

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        511 hours ago

        Just grab it and stick it in your hole.

        That’s what… Nah, even I have a “too easy” threshold sometimes 🤷

        • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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          45 hours ago

          Nah, even I have a “too easy” threshold sometimes

          That’s what she said.

    • @HexadecimalSky
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      1617 hours ago

      peanut butter toast, simple, yummy, filling! People keep thinking i’m wired when I tell them about pb toast, glad to see others talk about it.

      • @Alteon
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        38 hours ago

        Who doesn’t think peanut butter toast is ‘normal’? Where tf are you from?

        • @[email protected]
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          14 hours ago

          A thick cut of toasted bread (e.g. sour dough) with bananas, honey, and almond butter is an insanely tasty treat.

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          314 hours ago

          Apparently Elvis enjoyed Peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwiches. I personally recommend bac’n bits. Real bacon makes the sandwich too greasy