• @redisdead
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    133 days ago

    I’m making way more than $10/hr but here’s the thing: I’m only paid 35 hours a week.

    I could spend the rest of it furiously masturbating in a bus and not lose a single cent.

    Besides, it’s easier to jerk off in a bus than while driving a car.

    • @NateNate60
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      62 days ago

      You would certainly lose a lot of money masturbating in a bus. You’ll be kicked off the bus, arrested for indecent exposure, and have to pay a fine and court costs plus community service.

      • @redisdead
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        22 days ago

        Only if the police catch me.