• @Donkter
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    116 hours ago

    You’re right, let’s send 1 person into the fuck of space just to say we did it.

    I’m not being sarcastic.

      • @_stranger_
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        316 minutes ago

        Let’s invent teleportation, then use the teleporter to merge them into a homunculus flesh beast, and then launch that thing into the sun.

        Unrelated, but I thought it would be a good idea.

        • @P00ptart
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          7 minutes ago

          Homunculus is a little person that is proportional. You cant merge two tall, fat fucks and get one little person. 4 or 5 homunculi, maybe. But not one.

    • Robust Mirror
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      34 hours ago

      Sure but even if we had stuck someone on voyager 1, it’s only 23 light hours away and has been going almost 50 years.